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Pathan is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along &lt;br /&gt;some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon &lt;br /&gt;leke baithe ho?"&lt;br /&gt;Pathan replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5589517354854278228-6511673855356017987?l=javakhan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://javakhan.blogspot.com/feeds/6511673855356017987/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://javakhan.blogspot.com/2009/06/pathan-and-train.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5589517354854278228/posts/default/6511673855356017987'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5589517354854278228/posts/default/6511673855356017987'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://javakhan.blogspot.com/2009/06/pathan-and-train.html' title='PATHAN AND TRAIN.'/><author><name>Khan java</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16461158164809629426</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PkXsxIf7Vtc/SjSiMaNwFRI/AAAAAAAAABo/l_B__WDymA0/S220/396600-2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5589517354854278228.post-1295908779360398187</id><published>2009-06-17T00:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-17T01:00:50.291-07:00</updated><title type='text'>PATHAN AND SALEMAN.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;10. Pathan went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.&lt;br /&gt;"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.&lt;br /&gt;"Sorry, we don't sell to PATHANs," he replied.&lt;br /&gt;He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell &lt;br /&gt;the salesman&lt;br /&gt;"I would like to buy this TV."&lt;br /&gt;"Sorry, we don't sell to Pathans," Salesman replied.&lt;br /&gt;"Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, &lt;br /&gt;haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before &lt;br /&gt;he again approached the salesman.&lt;br /&gt;"I would like to buy this TV."&lt;br /&gt;"Sorry, we don't sell to Pathans," he replied.&lt;br /&gt;Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Pathan?"&lt;br /&gt;"Because that's a microwave," he replied.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5589517354854278228-1295908779360398187?l=javakhan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://javakhan.blogspot.com/feeds/1295908779360398187/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://javakhan.blogspot.com/2009/06/pathan-and-saleman.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5589517354854278228/posts/default/1295908779360398187'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5589517354854278228/posts/default/1295908779360398187'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://javakhan.blogspot.com/2009/06/pathan-and-saleman.html' title='PATHAN AND SALEMAN.'/><author><name>Khan java</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16461158164809629426</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PkXsxIf7Vtc/SjSiMaNwFRI/AAAAAAAAABo/l_B__WDymA0/S220/396600-2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5589517354854278228.post-38019713146724564</id><published>2009-06-14T00:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-14T00:31:24.737-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dil Mian Mery hy DARDY DISCOO.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PkXsxIf7Vtc/SjSnOZcXcnI/AAAAAAAAACQ/hj416sKi6iw/s1600-h/DiscoBaby(1).gif"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 128px; height: 128px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PkXsxIf7Vtc/SjSnOZcXcnI/AAAAAAAAACQ/hj416sKi6iw/s400/DiscoBaby(1).gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5347082523385492082" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;WHAT THIS LITTLE BABY IS DOING PLZ GIVE A DECENT COMMENT ON IT .THANKS.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5589517354854278228-38019713146724564?l=javakhan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://javakhan.blogspot.com/feeds/38019713146724564/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://javakhan.blogspot.com/2009/06/dil-mian-mery-hy-dardy-discoo.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5589517354854278228/posts/default/38019713146724564'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5589517354854278228/posts/default/38019713146724564'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://javakhan.blogspot.com/2009/06/dil-mian-mery-hy-dardy-discoo.html' title='Dil Mian Mery hy DARDY DISCOO.'/><author><name>Khan java</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16461158164809629426</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PkXsxIf7Vtc/SjSiMaNwFRI/AAAAAAAAABo/l_B__WDymA0/S220/396600-2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PkXsxIf7Vtc/SjSnOZcXcnI/AAAAAAAAACQ/hj416sKi6iw/s72-c/DiscoBaby(1).gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
